Culture crumbs

I woke up this morning with the opening paragraph of 'The Time Traveller's Wife' tattooed down the left side of my face. I appreciated the originality of the concept, but found the sentimentality to be slightly overwrought.

Artist Richard Wright has won the Turner Prize. The prize money is £25,000. He should give it to the runner-up artists so they can replace the paint they wasted.

The best art is yet to be made. I wish someone would get on with it.