11 January 2011
3:12pm
Have been searching for a lottery ticket down back of sofa. Have found Amelia Earhart. Surprised.
3:28pm
Initial jubilation wearing off. Conversation awkward and stilted. Have realised how little interest I have in aviation.
3:35pm
She asks where I bought my coffee table. I say Furniture Village. Long silences.
3:39pm
Have stuffed her back down sofa. Tedious bloody woman.
