Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Excerpt from my Twitter feed


11 January 2011

3:12pm
Have been searching for a lottery ticket down back of sofa. Have found Amelia Earhart. Surprised.


3:28pm
Initial jubilation wearing off. Conversation awkward and stilted. Have realised how little interest I have in aviation.


3:35pm
She asks where I bought my coffee table. I say Furniture Village. Long silences.


3:39pm
Have stuffed her back down sofa. Tedious bloody woman.

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